June 2011
264 posts
“No two rain drops,
No two blades of grass,
Whisper your name alike.”
– CHARLES SIMIC | HOTEL INSOMNIA | EXCERPT FROM “QUICK EATS” (via evoketheforms)
“We are made of books,
the ink on these pages is
the blood in these hearts.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
May 2011
25 posts
Whoreleaders
Okay so, my boyfriend recently flew out west to be in this baseball leauge. Don’t get me wrong, I trust him with everything I have and I am so excited that he has this opportunity! However, this team he’s on has groupies AKA a dance team AKA cheerleaders.
At first, I didn’t care but then I realized I’m a psychopath girlfriend and my boyfriend is half across Canada and if...
But, I'm a Cheerleader
Has anyone ever seen the 1999 movie, “But I’m a cheerleader”? The movie is about parents sending their 17 year old daughter to a sexual reorientation camp (turn gays straight) after they realize she doesn’t kiss her boyfriend and has pictures of girls in her locker.
How sickening is that concept! The movie is humorous because its plays through many stereotypes but can you...
Boobs, tits, tots, breasts, and mellons
Why is it that when a woman says how her breasts give her back troubles and wants a reduction the whole world gasps? (cough cough men) dude boobs hurt sometimes! You try wearing 3 sports bras just to go running and your tits are hitting your nose. If a woman wants a reduction- honey power to ya.
I am not against plastic surgery or those who have gotten implants. Thats all fine and sure I...
“Learn to Love yourself”
Boys everywhere are melting
Kim Kardashian is finally engaged!! This can only lead to a few things. Men are fucked.
First off- men are now clinically depressed because their dream woman is off the market.
Second off- girls are now freaking out because if Kim kardashian is finally engaged after 6 months what does that say about their boyfriends who they’ve been dating for years?
… To put it mildly- fucked.
Stereotypical
People create stereotypes because they are inferrior to those different than them. It’s kind of disturbing to me that we do not embrace differences. Those like Kimora Lee Simmons, Hedi Klum, and Khloe Kardashian are commended for their ability to love without sight.
“…whom I accept even in the heart of his weakness, whom I can make strong,...”
Children are Animals as Animals are Children
I have had a rather rambunctious cat for the past four years. Her name is Kiiokiie. Others know her as “Devil Kitty.” To each is own. I get asked all the time-
Why does your cat hate me?
Why does she chew your hair?
Why did your cat shit in my Lauren Conrad high heel?
Well the answer is simple. I raised the little diva. I kept the little guy in my room for 6 months trying to train...
“I can pretend to forget my envy; no matter, it is there, insidious, malignant,...”
